veloxia_ooc | Test Drive Meme

ARE YOUR BODIES READY YET???!??!

Because mine sure is.

Here's the drill, below will be the prompt, and the first few comments will be the NPCs should you want to talk to them. You're more than welcome to used any threads here in your Veloxia apps! Oh and tag around. Bother everyone. Profit.

I hope you all enjoy your lesbians. c:

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The room you are in is dim, lit only by what looks like rudimentary emergency lighting. The walls of this circular setting are of polished copper, engraved with both organic designs and what look like lines of code. In the center of the room is a behemoth of a contraption-- It is clunky, all brass and bolts and hissing pipes, but screens and keyboards lend the idea that it’s some sort of computer. Connected to it via heavy cables and wires is a woman with burnished gold skin. She looks at you, both curiously and expectantly.

She is not the only one in the room. Three other women are gathered before you, observing you and the other newcomers with expressions of surprise. They obviously hadn't expected you to drop in so suddenly. You can ask them questions, but what they'll be able to tell you is up for debate.

If you happen to take a look outside the narrow, arching windows in the walls you'll see a city. A large one, well built and beautiful. But it is very noticeably empty.

What you do from here is your choice.

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[Jade stops herself and stares, tilting her head in a dog-ish manner.]

No, it's not bothering me at all. They are real! [Her ears swivel around some more just to show how damn real they are.] And...who am I? My name is Jade Harley, I am the Witch of Space. Is this a quiz?

[ ........ WHOA she's legit? Okay, that is somehow EVEN BETTER. ]

What, really...? Like, you're not another AI, are you? You're human? But those are real...! That's amazing! I thought you were a cosplayer, so I asked because I thought you were being some character or something, but... wow. I'm *Hyun-ae... nice to meet you, Jade! You're speaking English, right? I'm glad Veloxia seemed to have some sort of translation software installed in her, this would've been a nightmare otherwise, since I can't access my databanks on the ship from here.

Yes, I am human! It's, um, a really long story about why I have them, eheh.

[Golly, cosplayer? She has no idea what that is, but it sounds like a lot of fun (preferably without fursuits).]

Yes, I am speaking English. [She leans in to investigate *Hyun-ae better.] It's nice to meet you as well, *Hyun-ae! What do you mean by being an AI? Does that mean you're not human? [She's asking for reasons of SCIENCE.]

[ Usually no fursuits involved! She would show you, Jade, but she lost all her fun dressup programs during her transfer. It's a shame. She misses them.

Still, she'll sort of give a curious look to Jade, too, adjusting her glasses--not that you'd think an AI'd need them, really. ]

Well, AI stands for Artificial Intelligence--I'm basically a compiled databank compressed onto a core in a ship's computer. I run the filing system there. ... It's kind of a long story, like I guess your ears must be! Or... I was? I think Veloxia must've transferred me to her network's drive and put a projection program into this holo device... it's a little low-tech, how it's running, actually, but it seems to work just fine anyway! ... Though I seem to have lost most of my access to what I had back on the ship, as it was empty, I'd much rather be talking to people... I haven't seen or heard anyone in a long time! More importantly, where are you from? Earth? Or a colony? I'm really curious!

Oh, hehe, I know about AI--I'm a scientist when I have time off from Witchiness. Wow, that's cool, Veloxia really must have ported you over here, just the same as she brought us. [She looks down at her hands for a moment, trying to will a spark of Space magic into existence but finding nothing, she frowns.] I lost my abilities, too. I feel like I have been rolled back to an earlier version of myself.

[Tech humor...]

I'm from Earth, I lived on an island out in the middle of the ocean before I entered the game and Earth was kiiiinda destroyed by meteors. Since I entered the game, a super-advanced simulation program, I was able to survive along with my friends. We are intent on beating the game now and surviving the onslaught of crazy assholes that want to kill us.

[ She'll frown. ]

Well, I believe you! Man, getting rolled back must be the worst. I'd hate to be rolled back, myself. If I was, then I'd just be... well, no good. But um, from what data I could gather, the Ellenium saturating this place is what's probably blocking your, um, witchliness. ... Can I call you her Witchliness? That sounds kind of cool. Also, you're from Earth... oh, I've ALWAYS wanted to see Earth or live on it myself! But I'm an AI, and I was stuck on a ship all my life, so... I'd given up hope of ever seeing it. Is it true it has a ground? And a sky? And a real night and day? What kind of game were you playing?

[ SHE'S SUPER HYPERCURIOUS Sorry Jade. ]

Yes! Earth had all of those things. I'm really sorry you never got to see it, though...but hey, Promitto seems like it's on a version of Earth at least, maybe we can go exploring together some time!

[Hyper curious is okay with her!]

As for the game, it's a fight to the death sort of deal where we have a chance of making a new world to replace the one that got destroyed...unfortunately our attempts at that are being sidetracked by villains trying to kill us, so it's become more of a race to finish first. It's not very fun at all, but I am doing my best to make sure my friends survive! [Even if there are some worrying gaps in her memory that she's not sure about.]

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